We even have Chuck on our side, Go Phils!
(this is what I did, instead of writing a paper due in 7 hours)
The Humorless Man
In search of a new addiction.
Suggestions wanted.
Twilight. My foolish addiction.
So I just spent the last almost two full weeks reading the twilight series on read-twilight.blogspot.com. I know… say what you will, but it was good at first. However, I’ve come to the conclusion that I either want every single second of my life back that I just spent on the books. OR I want Steph to do one of two options: re-write the ending to the last book so that the movie doesn’t completely suck (it’s probably too late with the foundation that has already been laid) OR write a fifth book. I feel cheated and now my drug is gone.
| So I've been talking about a Christmas themed (sorry Holiday) party all year... well for the past month. And it will involve merriment and friends, and who doesn't like that? So this is a snippet of a conversation i had with my friend Pastick about the party last night: | |
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| Me: | if i had a Christmas themed party with decorations and drinks to match. would it be too crazy to ask people to either dress in Christmas sweaters or semi formal attire? |
| Pastick: | have an ugly sweater party |
| Pastick: | you're in Philly, I'm sure Cosby has about 1,000 just lying in the streets |
| Me: | i thought so |
| Pastick: | isn't that how it works there? |
| Me: | I'm talking about when we get back to school |
| Pastick: | ooo |
| Pastick: | well, i do have nice clothes |
| Me: | and actually that is exactly how it works here |
| Pastick: | unless i'm not invited... |
| Me: | you are |
| Pastick: | sweettttt. i'll be there |
| Pastick: | i wont have bells on though. cuz im not an attention whore |
| Me: | not what i heard... prancer... |
| Pastick: | well i never! |
| Me: | well i did! |
| Pastick: | you certainly did! |
| Me: | and ill do it again. dare me. |
| Pastick: | i'd rather not! |
| Me: | you certainly would not, there will be blood next time. i'm talking red as Rudolph's nose. blood. |
| Pastick: | jesus |
| Me: | f yea. |
| Pastick: | this conversation certainly took a turn for the worst! here we are talking about cocktail parties and sweaters and now my life is on the line. |
| Me: | I'm not going to kill ya, relax. |
| Me: | just rough you up a bit. |
| Pastick: | I don't know whether to rsvp or beg for mercy |
| Me: | so this party... |
| Pastick: | can you have your sorority pledges pass out hors d'ouerves? |
| Me: | way ahead of you |
Point B
I spend many minutes each day wondering how I’m going to get to point B. I’m not even sure I’m at my point A or someone else’s.
Which one would you buy?
When life starts raping you, I always say “bend over and enjoy it,” what else can you really do
